Dysfunctional Beauty

Warm water was obsolete, sunshine was a memory left in a rainy haze and dry wetsuits were an unspoken dream. This trip was not about comfort or serenity, more like endurance and extremity. It was about braving conditions that would help dignify our ego. It was about the cold, it was about Iceland.

For a few months now we were eager to do a proper cold-water mission. We always brave the storm and yes; we climb out of the comfort zone, but riding in sub-zero water with gale storms above our heads felt like the new order. The idea was to head North of Europe, to the arctic circle.

In the beginning of May we saw that a massive storm was hitting Iceland. We booked the tickets, made a cluttered plan and three days later the whole crew was in Reykjavik with a camper, a 4x4, a bunch of kite gear and a zest to explore.

The group was small, but essential in their deliverables. Vincent was our photographer. His eyes minimalistic, prone to capture glimpses of magic. Jason helped orchestrate and gather the crew, driven beyond measure to let the scenes unfold. Jop, our videographer who would sacrifice his Red for any shot and last but not least Camille and I. The cold-water guinea pigs. The plan was simple, go and wonder, fill our hearts with fun and thunder!

On the drive to the infamous kite spot, it became apparent to us that this place had much more beauty than one would expect. Every bend and corner painted with a green canvas of holy ferns, tainted with an evanescent message of a sub-tropical paradise. Waterfalls would gash on the sharp dolomitic rocks below with a dark ominous shadow connecting the two. White follicles of snow hugged the mountain range from afar, assuring us of the fact that we were locked into frozen Zion.

We spent the first couple of days searching for the wind and potential spots without much luck. One of the main locations on our list was a glacier lagoon but when we got there, well… Unrideable. With a heavy heart we had to scratch that idea and move onto the next.

Vik beach would be our base and reliable spot for the winds to come. Vik is special in its own nature and has an ethereal glance to her. As beautiful as she might be, it’s a whirlpool of wind, waves and erratic rainbows. What makes this spot so good for kiting is its topography. There are huge cliffs next to the beach, thus creating a Venturi effect. The result, strong cross off gale force winds. We had some interesting sessions here. From riding underpowered on 13m’s to stacked on 6’s. Complementing this natural phenomenon was riding at 1am. This might sound ludacris to some, but Iceland during summer only has about 4 hours of darkness at night.

Sleeping and living was not the easiest of tasks. I mean imagine; a bunch of dudes overpopulating the tiny space of a camper van, nonetheless it was full of laughter. Pasta was our primary diet and seldomly Vinny would bring out his master chef talent and treat us with a filet mignon and side dish of Icelandic beer. Cheers to that!

As the trip progressed, evidently it became clear to us that Iceland is not the easiest place to kite. Winds would change course around every corner and drop without notice. From the trials and errors of trying to find the best locations to kite the whole time, we said - screw it, let’s just kite wherever there’s wind. This changed the whole dynamic of the trip from perfect locations to abstract locations. We kited everywhere and I mean everywhere. In a riverbed with a waterfall and it’s laced legs sheeting down next to us. Upstream between pebble stones. Offshore between houses. Anywhere. It was fun, but we still had not kited a glacier lagoon.

As the days passed and time became of the essence, a foreboding question haunted us. “Will we actually kite a glacier lagoon still?”. Of course this was one of the main reasons of the trip and we had to do it. With no prospect of the usual lagoon working, we set our attention to Windy.com. We tracked down the NE wind that showed some promise nearby a lagoon deep within the mountain range on a huge glacier lake. With not much to lose we set forth and gave it a hell send. We arrived at the spot, but still had no idea if there was wind or not, so we took the chance, gambled the dice and started walking a 6km track into the middle of nowhere with only hope guiding us. Greeting us at the other side of this trek was pacha mama in her full glory. An isolated lagoon stretching into an iceberg and massive glacier in the background and most importantly, wind! This was one of the most memorable sessions we ever had with a good mix of emotions “very excited to ride this untouched spot but also a bit frightened by the immensity of the place and the majestic side of it”, said Camille. “So cold I can’t feel my feet”, I shouted.
Putting this experience in words is really hard for me. It honestly cannot be explained, only attained. Amen…

If you were to ask me “should I go kite in Iceland” I’d say, “fuck not!” That place is not made for kiteboarding. It’s a tempest of emotion broiling within, jutting- leave me alone! But I guess that was her message to us. Till today she still amazes me. The deep intrigue of her black nights, the daylight rose of her haze lights.